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{{Starship
| name = Lollipop
| prefix = USS
| image = [[file:Galaxyclass.png]]
| registry =
| class = [[Galaxy Class]]
| affiliation = [[Starfleet]]
| status = A good ship
| commission =
| decommission =
| destroyed =
| taskforce =
| quadrant =
| role = Imaginary
| co = Commander William T Riker
| xo =
}}
 
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{{Starbase
| name = Starbase ''Kickass''
| image = [[file:spacedockclass.png]]
| registry =
| class = [[Spacedock]]
| commission =
| decommission =
| taskforce =
| quadrant =
| role = Spinning Top of Death
| affiliation = Starfleet, but only because their branding was already all over the place
| sector = Wouldn't you like to know
| system = The fun one, with all the parties going on
| co = Depends on the day of the week really
| crew = The Never Ending Rave!
}}
 
{{clear}}


{{Government
*[[/Sandbox]]
|name= People's Collective Union of Democratic Socialist Republics
*[[/Atlantis]]
|image=
*[[/Republic]]
|species=The Proletariat
*[[/Vondem Rose]]
|homeworld=Worker's Paradise
*[[Template:Test]]
|founded=1917
|warp=Whatever the needs of the People require
|language=
|currency=The Needs of the People
|government=Socialist Republic
|leader=Secretary General Tiran
|advancement=Better then yours bucko
|military=People's Liberation and Defensive Organisation
}}


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==Testing==
Testing space for a lot of weird shit. Examples of most infoboxes are tested here at one point or another. Infoboxes being designed/developed will be at [[Template:Test]] though for the love of all that is Puzzle God related, do not use it!. Look at your own peril. Also, Starbase Kickass and its associated shenanigans are '''''Totally Canon'''''. All events are real and undocumented as no one wants to admit they exist.


{{Quadrant
{{test|
| name = Kickass
Commodore Aben Ch'Thobar once got a cadet promoted to captain by giving them finger guns while walking the Academy campus...<br>
| image =
When Gorns tried to kill him, he killed them first with science...<br>
| major powers = *Starbase Kickass
He once got out and pushed a ship to transwarp because his engineer told him the engines weren't working...<br>
*Risa
He tutored a Pakled once, who's now the emeritus professor at the Daystrom Institute...<br>
*Sisko's Creole Kitchen
He IS the most interesting Commodore being written up right now.
| minor powers = *United Federation of Wimps
*Clingy Empire
*Space Roman Elves
*The other Space Russia, but 90's Space Russia
| important sectors = Sector Kickass!
| important places = Starbase Kickass
}}
}}


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===The Beta Antares Shipyard - Kickass Fleet's favourite shop on the citadel!===
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<tr style="vertical-align:middle;"><td style="padding:.5em .5em .5em .5em;">[[image:Specsmainpage.png]]</td><td style="overflow:hidden; width:80%;"><div><big>'''And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by'''</big></div>This article is for a command that has been previously used by another Bravo Fleet member. Content is preserved but new commanders are not obligated to retain all details once they have taken command. Please see the [[Submission Guide]] for specifics.<br /><small>After cleanup is complete, please remove this maintenance tag.</small></td></tr></table></div>


{{Region
====Kolar Blight====
| name = Sector Kickass
A throwaway joke about an Orion post-modern punk band that has taken on a life of its own. It's more like a super-group, constantly evolving, members coming and going. They've been around since at least the mid 2370s. Hits include
| image = [[file:spacedockclass.png|275px]]
*Agency Crisis
| major powers = *The Confederation of Kickass
*Fight for Paradise/Kick ‘em before they Stand
*Grandma
**A foulmouthed anti-fascist rant directed at one Admiral Layton and his attempted coup during the Dominion Cold War. The chorus is notable for rhythming Layton with as many expletives across as many Federation languages as is reasonable.
| minor powers = *Those chumps we stole Starbase Kickass off of
*Pah-Wraith Disco
*Old Lady Higgins (she's got a mean left hook)
**Did poorly on the Bajoran Top 100. But made the Top 100. What does that say?
| important places = *Starbase Kickass
*Martian Rhapsody
*Grandma's house
**You wouldn't think a punk band to do a dirge, but somehow they pulled it off. Noted for beating the Bajoran and Klingon entries in the 2386 Bajoran Dirge Competition.
}}
*Flaming Nacelle
**Apparently the only people who can understand what is being screamed in this song are all seasoned engineers from across numerous services in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants. And none of them are happy. At least one had to be institutionalised upon hearing the song for the first time. Rumour persists he is still there to this day.
*Goth Lord Punk
**No one understands this one bit, but the melody is AWESOME!


{{clear}}
==First Battle of Leonis==
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{{Conflict
{{Conflict
| name = First Battle of Starbase Kickass
| name = First Battle of Leonis
| image =  
| image =  
| date = {{plainlist|
| date = March 2401
*August 5th, 2398
| location = Leonis System
*Staradate 75592.2
| result = Alliance victory, complete destruction of Dominion forces
}}
| belligerents left = {{belligerent|FEDicon.png|Starfleet, Fourth Fleet}}
| location = Sector Kickass
{{belligerent|ROMicon.png|Romulan Republic}}
| result = Wimpy Alliance defeat, The Party Goes On!
{{belligerent|KDFicon.png|House Lorkoth}}
| belligerents left = Starbase Kickass
{{belligerent|KDFicon.png|KDF Observers}}
| belligerents right =
| belligerents right = {{belligerent|DOMicon.png|Dominion Lost Fleet}}
{{belligerent|FEDicon.png|United Federation of Wimps}}
| commanders left = {{belligerent|FEDicon.png|CAPT Theodoras}}
{{belligerent|KDFicon.png|Clingy Empire}}
{{belligerent|FEDicon.png|CAPT Sayil}}
{{belligerent|ROMicon.png|Roman Space Elves}}
{{belligerent|ROMicon.png|CMDR Grel}}
| commanders left =  
{{belligerent|KDFicon.png|CAPT Hor'keth}}
{{belligerent|FEDicon.png|High Admiral Big Bird}}
{{belligerent|Tholian Assembly.png|CAPT Kaltene}}
{{belligerent|FEDicon.png|Old Lady Higgins}}
| commanders right = {{belligerent|DOMicon.png|Unknown Vorta}}
| commanders right =
{{belligerent|FEDicon.png|Admiral Pointy Ears}}
{{belligerent|KDFicon.png|honour eyes.gif}}
{{belligerent|FEDicon.png|Captain Ensign Kim}}
| strength left = {{plainlist|
| strength left = {{plainlist|
*Starbase Kickass
*USS ''Atlantis''
*USS Lollipop
*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''Sovereign''-class
*USS ''Papakura''
*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''Sagan''-class
*&nbsp;
*IKS ''Ba'korth''
*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''Vor-cha''-class
*2 ''K't'inga''-class cruisers
*2 ''K't'inga''-class support vessels
*25 ''B'rel''-class birds of prey
*&nbsp;
*RRW ''Admiral Ketterac''
*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''Valdore''-class
*4 ''Malem''-class escorts
*&nbsp;
*3 Tholian Meshweavers
}}
}}
| strength right = {{plainlist|
| strength right = {{plainlist|
*USS Shiny
*1 Jem'Hadar Battleship
*IKS Rust Bucket
*1 Jem'Hadar Battlecruiser
*3 Cruisers
*10 Jem'Hadar Attack Fighters
*4 Destroyers
*20 orbital defence platforms
*&nbsp;
*20 Jem'Hadar Attack Fighters as reinforcements
}}
}}
| casualties left = {{plainlist|
| casualties left = {{plainlist|
*Janitor Jeff
*Some
*High Admiral Big Bird's cup of tea
*Some more
}}
}}
| casualties right = {{plainlist|
| casualties right = {{plainlist|
*6000 Egos badly bruised
*Total loss of all Dominion assets in the system.
*1 bottle 2279 Saurian Brandy
*Dominion reinforcements destroyed en route by Klingon screening elements
}}
}}
| templatemode = nocats
}}
}}
The First Battle of Leonis was a response by Captain Theodoras to give allies that had committed to assisting Starfleet's [[Fourth Fleet]] in the [[The Lost Fleet|Lost Fleet]] crisis an opportunity to engage the Dominion and achieve an early decisive win in order to build morale and set the tone for further operations.
Dominion forces ended up being superior to what was expected and the resulting battle, while conclusively in favour of the Federation Alliance forces, did result in extensive damage to allied vessels and forced a retreat of key combat vessels to Deneb in order to make repairs.


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{{clear}}

Latest revision as of 20:43, 6 July 2024

Wiki-goblin extraordinaire.

Testing

Testing space for a lot of weird shit. Examples of most infoboxes are tested here at one point or another. Infoboxes being designed/developed will be at Template:Test though for the love of all that is Puzzle God related, do not use it!. Look at your own peril. Also, Starbase Kickass and its associated shenanigans are Totally Canon. All events are real and undocumented as no one wants to admit they exist.

For previously developed content by prior commands, see here 

Commodore Aben Ch'Thobar once got a cadet promoted to captain by giving them finger guns while walking the Academy campus...
When Gorns tried to kill him, he killed them first with science...
He once got out and pushed a ship to transwarp because his engineer told him the engines weren't working...
He tutored a Pakled once, who's now the emeritus professor at the Daystrom Institute...
He IS the most interesting Commodore being written up right now.


The Beta Antares Shipyard - Kickass Fleet's favourite shop on the citadel!

Specsmainpage.png
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by
This article is for a command that has been previously used by another Bravo Fleet member. Content is preserved but new commanders are not obligated to retain all details once they have taken command. Please see the Submission Guide for specifics.
After cleanup is complete, please remove this maintenance tag.

Kolar Blight

A throwaway joke about an Orion post-modern punk band that has taken on a life of its own. It's more like a super-group, constantly evolving, members coming and going. They've been around since at least the mid 2370s. Hits include

  • Agency Crisis
  • Fight for Paradise/Kick ‘em before they Stand
    • A foulmouthed anti-fascist rant directed at one Admiral Layton and his attempted coup during the Dominion Cold War. The chorus is notable for rhythming Layton with as many expletives across as many Federation languages as is reasonable.
  • Pah-Wraith Disco
    • Did poorly on the Bajoran Top 100. But made the Top 100. What does that say?
  • Martian Rhapsody
    • You wouldn't think a punk band to do a dirge, but somehow they pulled it off. Noted for beating the Bajoran and Klingon entries in the 2386 Bajoran Dirge Competition.
  • Flaming Nacelle
    • Apparently the only people who can understand what is being screamed in this song are all seasoned engineers from across numerous services in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants. And none of them are happy. At least one had to be institutionalised upon hearing the song for the first time. Rumour persists he is still there to this day.
  • Goth Lord Punk
    • No one understands this one bit, but the melody is AWESOME!

First Battle of Leonis


The First Battle of Leonis was a response by Captain Theodoras to give allies that had committed to assisting Starfleet's Fourth Fleet in the Lost Fleet crisis an opportunity to engage the Dominion and achieve an early decisive win in order to build morale and set the tone for further operations.

Dominion forces ended up being superior to what was expected and the resulting battle, while conclusively in favour of the Federation Alliance forces, did result in extensive damage to allied vessels and forced a retreat of key combat vessels to Deneb in order to make repairs.