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{{Conflict | name = First Battle of Starbase Kickass | image = | date = August 5th, 2398
Staradate 75592.2 | location = Sector Kickass | result = Wimpy Alliance defeat, The Party Goes On! | belligerents left = Starbase Kickass | belligerents right =

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United Federation of Wimps

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Clingy Empire

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Roman Space Elves

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High Admiral Big Bird

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Old Lady Higgins

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Admiral Pointy Ears

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Captain Ensign Kim

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• Starbase Kickass
• USS Lollipop

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• USS Shiny
• IKS Rust Bucket
• 3 Cruisers
• 4 Destroyers

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• Janitor Jeff
• High Admiral Big Bird's cup of tea

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• 6000 Egos badly bruised
• 1 bottle 2279 Saurian Brandy