User:McGig

Testing

Testing space for a lot of weird shit. Examples of most infoboxes are commented out in the source for this page. Look at your own peril. Also, Starbase Kickass and its associated shenanigans are Totally Canon. All events are real and undocumented as no one wants to admit they exist.

Commodore Aben Ch'Thobar once got a cadet promoted to captain by giving them finger guns while walking the Academy campus...
When Gorns tried to kill him, he killed them first with science...
He once got out and pushed a ship to transwarp because his engineer told him the engines weren't working...
He tutored a Pakled once, who's now the emeritus professor at the Daystrom Institute...
He IS the most interesting Commodore being written up right now.

Kolar Blight

A throwaway joke about an Orion post-modern punk band that has taken on a life of its own. It's more like a super-group, constantly evolving, members coming and going. They've been around since at least the mid 2370s. Hits include

• Agency Crisis
• Fight for Paradise/Kick ‘em before they Stand
  • A foulmouthed anti-fascist rant directed at one Admiral Layton and his attempted coup during the Dominion Cold War. The chorus is notable for rhythming Layton with as many expletives across as many Federation languages as is reasonable.
• Pah-Wraith Disco
  • Did poorly on the Bajoran Top 100. But made the Top 100. What does that say?

Crew

Make crew go big

Command Staff

• Commanding Officer - Captain Tikva Theodoras, Human bisexual cisgender female
• Executive Officer - Commander Charles MacIntyre, Human straight cisgender male

Senior Staff

• Chief Tactical Officer - Lieutenant Commander Adelinde Gantzmann, Human bisexual cisgender female
• Chief Engineering Officer - Lieutenant Commander Ra-tesh’mi Velan, Efrosian straight cisgender male
• Chief Operations Officer - Lieutenant Rrr’mmm’bal’rrr, Gaen agender
• Chief Medical Officer - Lieutenant Commander Doctor Terax, Edosian straight cisgender male
• Chief Science Officer - Lieutenant Gabrielle Camargo, Human straight cisgender female
• Chief Security Officer - Lieutenant Ch'tkk'va, Xindi-Insectoid drone
• Chief Helm Officer - Lieutenant T'Val, Vulcan straight female

Other Crew

Command

• Yeoman - Lieutenant Junior Grade Stirling Fightmaster, Human male

Engineering

• Assistant Chief Engineering Officer - Lieutenant Gérard Maxwell, Human bisexual cisgender male
• Shield Systems Technician - Ensign Jamie De León, Human straight female
• Life Support Systems Technician - Ensign Grant Corrin, Human straight male
• Engineering Officer - Lieutenant Jamieson, Human male
• Engineer's Mate - Ensign Wy'run Trel, Bajoran male
• Engineering Officer - Lieutenant Krel Merktin, Tellarite female

Operations

• Operations Officer - Lieutenant Junior Grade Samantha Michaels, Human female
• Operations Officer - Ensign Taru

Medical

• Assistant Chief Medical Officer - Lieutenant Doctor Blake Pisani, Human pansexual female
• Chief Counsellor - Lieutenant Gavin Hu, Human straight male

Science

• Science Officer - Lieutenant Maxwell Simmons, Human straight cisgender male from England
• Science Officer - Lieutenant W'a'le'ki, Irossian female
• Science Officer - Lieutenant Gerald Wilbur-Northcote, Humam male
• Science Officer - Lieutenant Sam Jarro, Human male
• Science Officer - Ensign Goresh "Starkiller" Krek, Tellarite male

Tactical

• Tactical Officer - Lieutenant Junior Grade Kurtwell, Human male
• Tactical Officer - Ensign Nishi Ryuu, Human male

Security

• Security Officer - Ensign Borik
• Security Officer - Ensign Linal Nerys, Bajoran female

Flight Operations

• Flight Officer - Lieutenant Shven, Andorian straight thaan from Andoria
• Flight Officer - Ensign Carmichael, Human straight cisgender male from England
• Flight Officer - Lieutenant Junior Alexi Grade Petrov, Human male

Notable Groups

Atlantis Gaming Group

• Game Master - Ensign Matthew Williams, human male
• Fighter, Captain Gavalore, Royal Guard - Ensign Jessica Chu, human female
• Bard - Wy’run Trel, bolian male
• Barbarian - PO3 Chuck Hadley, human male
• Wizard - Ensign Linal Nerys, bajoran female
• Cleric - PO3 Hito Tanaka, human male
• Ensign Kelly Tabaaha, human female
• Ensign Solan Th'chiral, andorian